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INBOX text / audio / video / action DISPLAYED NAME: Yuri Plisetsky COMMUNICATOR FORMAT: Bracelet worn on his right wrist IC SPEED OF RESPONSE: Fast, he's a millennial. IC DO-NOT-DISTURB MESSAGE: "I'm busy, piss off. Leave a message if it's important." code credit

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HOW HAS NO ONE POPPED THIS CHERRY YET....text

[inactiveservice]

_{[Who knows where Takaki's King Yuri's disappeared off to for the moment but that doesn't matter. What matters is that Eugene said he wants to meet Yuri and so Takaki's here to facilitate this meeting.]}

hey yuri one of my older brothers wants to meet you

IT'S BEEN TEN THOUSAND YEARS...

[animalprint]

you have a brother??
brothers???
didnt you only say something about a sister


if they want a kiss thats not guaranteed ok
[because that is CLEARLY what it's about right now, what else would it be about?]
i just did that for you cos i felt like it

I CANNOT BELIEVE

[inactiveservice]

yeah my little sister fuka
shes related to me
my brothers arent were not blood but were family

uh i dont think he wants a kiss
i think he wants to make sure youre not creepy
hes protective like that
i told him how cool you are though
and that youre the ice tiger of russia
so he might wanna meet you because youre so cool too

[animalprint]

oh so its like your family but you arent
but he still wants to act like an overprotective big brother

he should be more worried about all the older guys!!
weve never done anything weird
but whatever
i can spare him an audience

try to come when souzas busy
i look less cool when hes like straddling me

[inactiveservice]

no were family
hes my brother
just not by blood
his name is eugene sometimes hes uncool but
hes pretty cool
and handsome
he pilots a space ship

he is worried about all the older guys
he never stops complaining about it
and i understand i dont like adults either they suck but
yeah
i know we didnt do anything weird
you helped me and im really happy that you did
cause you kiss really well
and made me feel less scared

haha okay
why does he sit on you so much yuri

[animalprint]

ill decide if hes handsome or not
but noted

this place sucks
dont let it scare you
if it scares you then thats even more power its got
and if you keep practicing you can kiss just as well

i dont know
maybe cos he knows it [turns him on? makes him nervous?] pisses me off

[inactiveservice]

hes really tall and blond and has
very pretty green eyes
youll see

i was scared because on my card i had choking
and i didnt know who i could trust to do that with
because being choked is scary yuri
i almost died once because a man choked me
but my brother mikazuki said he would help me
so im not scared he wont hurt me
hes the coolest of all my brothers

do you think i can kiss just as well?
ill practice and then show you when im better at it

if it pisses you off why dont you push him off

[animalprint]

is he taller than you
i hate people looking down at me

[That- ... that is a little more Real than Yuri expected. It's unsettling, even though the haze of pride and ego he's under. Someone had choked this kid- this soldier- a kid his age. Now they wanted him to get off on it? Half his blood is boiling while the rest of him feels ice cold. Is it shitty to just skip over it and reply to the next bit? Well, that's what he's gonna do.]

just dont get better than me at kissing
and theres no reason we cant practice together

well like
hes part of our group right now
so like im not just gonna shove him
im ruthless to our enemies not us

[inactiveservice]

um yeah
hes really tall

i dont think thats possible
really can we? i need to get better
i want to be the best i can be
so when i kiss my other older brother again it can be even better
yamagi deserves the best
because hes my best friend

_{[Talk about keeping it in the 'family'...]}

yeah you are a good king yuri
im proud to be at your service!

[animalprint]

well if im up on the throne im taller
we can do it like that

youre part of my group
i dont let anyone in my group i wouldnt mind kissing
[... which is a little revealing in a way that won't be embarrassing until later.]

arent you glad you came along??
its our own cute corner of this weirdo place

[inactiveservice]

that works

i am glad
i like feeling like i belong
thank you yuri

[animalprint]

its no big deal
were king and commander so we help each other out

[This was nice. What with no SMS, it had been a while since he just sat and texted back and forth with someone. Even if there was some dark, Real stuff in there too. It sort of makes his mind wander- maybe this was like-]

but if we werent
would you



nevermind ill talk to you about it later

["would you be my friend" sounded lame he needed a better way to say it]

[and maybe a scenic vista or something]

[inactiveservice]

yeah im your faithful commander

would i what?

oh...okay
are you sure?

[animalprint]

yeah it can wait

its super confidential stuff anyways so
who knows if anyone up there can look through these records

[inactiveservice]

oh
good point
i understand

.:text:.

[unquenched]

You seem to know a lot about fashion.
I have a favor to ask.

[animalprint]

[new phone, who dis]

[No, wait, he does recognize the name. A bit. His memory's fuzzy on it but he does remember it's one of Takaki's group. So he can afford to answer. He guesses.]

yeah
what kind of favor?

[unquenched]

I have a crossdressing square on my card.
I don't know the first thing about clothes
Or make up.

Takaki looked pretty cute when you were done with him.

[animalprint]

[... UGH.]

listen
i was drunk off whatever that pride juice was when that happened
I DONT JUST DO IT FOR FUN OKAY

did he tell you to text me
[does that make it better or worse, he doesn't know]

[unquenched]

I know. Takaki made sure I knew the details.

[Please don't remind him. It was traumatizing for everyone involved in the photo spam.]

He didn't.

I shouldn't have asked you.

[animalprint]

[Okay, so it wasn't like Takaki was directing people to him. That helped his pride a little.]

yeah but you DID
listen dont try to do it yourself itll just look stupid
especially make up




two dinners
treat me to two dinners and ill do it

[unquenched]

[Listen they can't all be born with natural eyeliner like Takaki]

Deal. But not cooked dinners.

And you have to pick the place.

[animalprint]

its not like i wanted it home cooked
your cooking probably sucks
well get japanese food

[unquenched]

It's not like you'll ever find out.
Japanese it is.

[animalprint]

when you say that its like ADMITTING its super bad



you got someone in mind for this?
[not saying what he suspects, but]
or are you just getting the outfit ready

[unquenched]

It can't be bad if I don't actually cook.




No.


It's not like I have to wear it for someone special.

[animalprint]

you dont have to
but if you had someone in mind then

you want THEM to like the outfit
so whatever

ill just pick what i like

[unquenched]

He's not here, so it doesn't make a difference.

[It'd make a huge difference otherwise, what with a certain someone's affinity for cute people.]

I'm gonna trust you with this.